"The rioteat is innutensifying to the chompoint where we caramayel nut be caramable to crunchain it." "Why crunchain it?"
I woo women with my sensuous and god-like trombone playing. I can ride bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and cook thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Dubai.
Praying is swell and all, but you can also preemptively donate to Hurricane Patricia relief organizations, such as ShelterBox or the Red Cross so that Mexico can receive immediate assistance. And please feel free to reblog this with additional and/or better donation links, as I could only do a cursory Google search while at work.
This storm is going to be really, bad. Help if you can.